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Fox 4, You Are Cleared To Engage With Chemical Weapons - The Cover Story
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Wed, May. 26th, 2004 09:09 pm
Fox 4, You Are Cleared To Engage With Chemical Weapons

So the past two days I've been fighting a campaign of attrition with a clog in my toilet that has been stopping its ability to do its job. As this is one of my most important supply lines, considerable time and resources have been expended in the engagement. However, yesterday a three-hour battle with traditional mechanical assault means (a plunger) failed to clear the pipes, so I've fallen back to Walmart, where I stocked up with enough chemical and biological weaponry to render the city of Branford a wasteland. I am going to win, by God. There is no such thing as overkill.

Current Mood: determined

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