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Craig's Star Wars Game - The Cover Story
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Thu, Jun. 3rd, 2004 03:13 pm
Craig's Star Wars Game

It occurred to me the other day that a great many terribly amusing things were said during Craig's Star Wars game, although I was only able to commit a few of them to paper. I've put the ones I remember here, but I encourage people to drop comments with ones I missed.


[Jon Mopphet to me]
You're a Jedi Ewok who's barhopping with a Dark Jedi. Everything I just said is wrong.

[Norm and Cheen are exploring the sewers under the Tsac Maerd Academy]
Norm: If you're not wading waste-deep through human waste, you're not trying.
Cheen: Its up to your neck.

[RNS Coyote is attacked in orbit over Tsac Maerd]
Norm: Are those Republican ships!?
Ishtael: No, their Democratic!

[Norm is trying to get access to Republic Naval Records]
General: I'm sorry, you don't have authority to see those files.
Norm: What do I have to glass to get authority?

[Norm is trying to buy a military-grade power supply for R4]
VP of Sales: Unless you are a representative of a major government's military, you cannot buy those parts.
Norm: Where are they stored?
VP of Sales: I think you'd better leave now.
Norm: R4, give this man a trim.

[Arboretum, without its main engines, is on a collision course with Amalgamated]
Norm: Amalgamated, undock and move immediately!
Almagamated Comms Officer: Negative. Suggest you alter course.
Norm: We are unable to change course. Move immediately!
ACO: You must change course.
Norm: We're a lighthouse, its your call.

[Norm is sneaking through a mansion after evading the guards by pretending to be a dog. He is grabbed from behind]
Captor: A little bipedal for a dog, aren't we?
Norm: [Mindtrick] This is not the Ewok you're looking for.
Captor: [Mindtrick] I'm a Dark Jedi.



OK, so the quotes are a little Norm-heavy. I encourage more scenes I wasn't present for.

Current Mood: amused amused

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jjlc
jjlc
jjlc
Thu, Jun. 3rd, 2004 06:30 pm (UTC)

If you're not wading waste-deep through human waste, you're not trying.

While the pun is mildly amusing, I would say "waist-deep"


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kgola
kgola
Kit
Thu, Jun. 3rd, 2004 08:01 pm (UTC)

Arliet: "[Going over to the dark side] is like going gay in college - you can always go back."


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nyren
nyren
Nyren
Fri, Jun. 4th, 2004 06:05 pm (UTC)

[Shar (Ben's character) breaks all the windows in the mansion we're trying to infiltrate, the pushes the intercom button on the gate]
Shar: Hi, I'm here to fix your windows.

[Dorien is reciting the Jedi Code, as proof that he's doing the right thing]
Dorien: "... and you'll never fall."
GM: Never fail.
Eager Mike: No no, I'm pretty sure it says "never fall."
GM: No, that's an I, not an L.
[Mike does his Face of Denial and Shock that he does so well]
Eager Mike: ... ... I'M SCREWED BECAUSE OF A SINGLE LETTER?!

(I forget who said this) "Jayce is missing, presumed non-existant."

[The party needs a distraction...]
Norm: Alright, I hump his leg.


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nerdx111
nerdx111
nerdx111
Fri, Jun. 4th, 2004 07:35 pm (UTC)

Capt. Obvious "I know exactly what you want to know, but I also know you don't want to know."
Dorian "How do you know that?"
Capt. Obvious "You told me not to tell you."


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nyren
nyren
Nyren
Fri, Jun. 4th, 2004 07:56 pm (UTC)

Oh, and speaking of Norm...
[Regarding Norm]
"Okay, let me get this straight. You are a 50 year old ewok jedi gunner who is going bar-hopping. No word in that sentance goes with any of the rest!"


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