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Sun, Apr. 20th, 2008 07:47 am
[PUBLIC] Beauty

As I have traveled the United States, I have been occasionally impressed by the number of beautiful people I encounter around the country. In Midtown Manhattan, everyone you pass on the sidewalk is at least comely and/or well-dressed, on the broad avenues of Chicago, you encounter people of remarkable taste and style, if not of outright gifted genetic structure. From Washington to Los Angeles, the vast majority of people you meet are at least of rugged build and aesthetic appeal. So few outliers did I encounter in Greensboro that I was forced to conclude that ugly babies were executed at birth to maintain the quality level of the population.

I am pleased and relieved to report that is not the case. The good people of North Carolina are not, in fact, killing people based on their looks. They, and the rest of the country, have simply shipped their disproportioned massed to New Orleans, where they may live together in harmony.

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Current Location: New Orleans, LA

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pezzonovante
pezzonovante
pezzonovante
Sun, Apr. 20th, 2008 02:05 pm (UTC)

Insert joke about Jansen here.


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elenuial
elenuial
A. Nakama
Sun, Apr. 20th, 2008 03:58 pm (UTC)

Living through a natural/national disaster does have an effect on one's skin tone. :P


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gecko_in_pants
gecko_in_pants
gecko_in_pants
Sun, Apr. 20th, 2008 04:50 pm (UTC)

Lol. Thank you for providing some comic relief for my day.


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rgfgompei
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Rachael
Mon, Apr. 21st, 2008 05:31 pm (UTC)

Ahh, you are spending most of your time on the coasts and in large cities. The beautiful people selectively leave the middle of the country and head to the coasts and big cities.


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