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Doggie Yak - The Cover Story
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Fri, Dec. 12th, 2003 10:31 am
Doggie Yak

So two nights ago Misy went and ate a brownie. I'm not talking a little 2-inch-square oh, isn't that cute brownie, either. I'm talking a Boston Market 8" by 10" monument to chocolate. Since then, she's been in and out of commission and vomiting and peeing on the floor and drinking enough water to drown a horse. This morning I was home preparing for my DET status interview when she tossed more of the -2 Cursed Brownie of Doggie Yakkage. Now, for those not familiar with me, I don't do bile. The smell alone is enough to trigger my gag reflex very hard. Still, the mess needed to be cleaned up before it could dry onto the floor. It was the hardest thing I've had to do for a while, and I'm glad I didn't eat anything before I did it, but I cleaned up Misy's personal cookie toss competition.

Of course, I still had to get to DET to report on my status getting a new job. Just as I was about to walk out the door, Misy started doing her running-back-and-forth thing that we've learned means she need to go outside right then, not five seconds later. So I took her out, now cutting into my safety margin for getting to my interview on time, and she goes outside and sniffs snow for almost five minutes before finally taking care of business. *sigh* So I got her back inside and jumped in the Brewermobile and sped off to Front Street. Fortunately, I made it with time to spare, thanks to some good luck with traffic. When all was said and done, my interview took less than forty-five seconds. Oh well, more festivities tonight.

I'm going out to dinner with Joe, Andrea, Shep, and Nina. Probably Cathy, too, now that I think of it. However, I have a UPS delivery carrying one of Andrea's presents that I hope arrives before this afternoon. It should've, by all rights, made it yesterday, but such is UPS. We'll see what happens.

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