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Thu, Jan. 17th, 2008 08:25 am
[PUBLIC] For Future Reference

In the future, when an ill-tempered Texan calls you a yankee in a derogatory manner, it is undiplomatic to reply "To 95% of the world, so are you."

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ultimatepsi
ultimatepsi
Kate Nineteen
Thu, Jan. 17th, 2008 02:46 pm (UTC)

If you find a good way to deal with ill-tempered Texans, please let me know.


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gecko_in_pants
gecko_in_pants
gecko_in_pants
Thu, Jan. 17th, 2008 02:58 pm (UTC)

LMAO


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pezzonovante
pezzonovante
pezzonovante
Thu, Jan. 17th, 2008 03:14 pm (UTC)

I dunno... my knee-jerk response would have been substantially less diplomatic than that. It probably would have involved some reference to bestiality or incest.


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etherial
etherial
Gregory Pettigrew
Thu, Jan. 17th, 2008 06:25 pm (UTC)

Only two things come from Texas...


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aleksandyr
aleksandyr
Alexander B. L.
Thu, Jan. 17th, 2008 06:31 pm (UTC)

Only two things -leave- Texas.

My last response to an ill-mannered Texan was unprintable, and involved fences, the Alamo, and rough guesses about his ancestry.

The nicer-mannered Texan, a friend of mine, said that if I'd tried that on him he'd probably have a shot me. :D


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aralna
aralna
Amanda
Thu, Jan. 17th, 2008 09:58 pm (UTC)

Luckily, some Texans are far less ill-tempered.


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verrucaria
verrucaria
E. Z.
Thu, Jan. 17th, 2008 11:35 pm (UTC)

That's the line I'd use--if I only happened to think of it.

But of course I'm not a "real" Yankee. :)


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rigel
rigel
Spirit Chrysalis
Sat, Feb. 23rd, 2008 05:57 am (UTC)

That? Is funny.

Also, hi.


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