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Mon, Jan. 3rd, 2005 10:20 am
I Love Anchor Tags

So my New Year's weekend was spent largely in the company of a somewhat ailing ultimatepsi, with whom I attended the Heywood Street New Year's Party. We crashed at my mother's in Worcester before heading back to Lexington early the following afternoon. I got the chance to postintroduce her to RTS's in the form of Rise of Nations, which is somewhat like teaching somebody how to drive on a Formula 1 race car. We had fun, killed hordes of Romans, nuked the Taj Mahal (which mysteriously survived a direct hit with an ICBM but succumbed to subsequent bombing by B-52's), achieved dominance over the Spanish, Mayans, Chinese, British, Bantu, and Koreans in the Nile Delta, and developed two civilizations from the Stone Age to the Information Age high in the Himalayas in just over a half hour.

Current Mood: productive

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sirroxton
sirroxton
Adam Augusta
Mon, Jan. 3rd, 2005 12:56 pm (UTC)

nuked the Taj Mahal (which mysteriously survived a direct hit with an ICBM[...]

Hah, I knew those protective incantations had some use. Shah Jahan was skeptical, but that'll silence his dead bitch ass, won't it?

But you had to keep trying, didn't you?


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bronzite
bronzite
Robert Bronzite
Mon, Jan. 3rd, 2005 01:41 pm (UTC)

The Taj Mahal was a major and immediate threat to national security, and the security of my allies. I stand by my decision to deploy nuclear weapons at the Taj Mahal.


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sirroxton
sirroxton
Adam Augusta
Mon, Jan. 3rd, 2005 02:13 pm (UTC)

You think you're qualified to make decisions about nuclear weapons? I saw the supposed footage of your manually riding and navigating a nuclear missile into a Viet Cong tent while waving a cowboy hat and shouting "Yeehaw!". When I saw that, I knew I could stand behind you 100%. But recent analysis has revealed that the hat you waved was the '84 Stetson Walker model with the brim overtly curled to look like the '53 Stetson Blitzer. You're a fraud, and I never should have trusted you! *sniffle*


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ultimatepsi
ultimatepsi
Kate Nineteen
Mon, Jan. 3rd, 2005 03:54 pm (UTC)

It was a fun weekend aside the whole being ill thing. Thanks again for taking care of me.


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sirroxton
sirroxton
Adam Augusta
Tue, Jan. 4th, 2005 07:53 am (UTC)

John's cool like dat.


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